There were a lot of routes to go with this caption, and I originally was going to go in a completely different direction. But I've been doing a lot of "forced feminization" captions lately, and I figured it was a good time to make one in which the protagonist chooses his own path.
Something worth mentioning. This blog has been flirting with ten thousand page views (in a single day) for a few weeks now, but until yesterday, we hadn't passed that milestone. I'm not sure how many unique visitors we get each day, but I consider it highly impressive that we've crossed the ten thousand page view mark.