I intended to post this story when we hit 3 million visitors, but it wasn't quite finished yesterday. It's a little shorter than the stories I've been focusing on, and really only focuses on a single instance. It's sort of like a really long one-off caption rather than the stories I've been posting recently.
Still, I think it's a very effective, and kind of sweet caption (in a dirty, sexy way). I hope you all like it.