I'm not sure if I've mentioned it before, but there is a fantastic blog (assuming you're into that particular fetish) called Interracial Sissy Captions. I highly recommend it. It's a little different from my style, but it's a fun caption blog that hits all the right notes.
Anyway, they're running a caption contest over there, and I decided to participate. And this is the result. I tried to emulate the style they use, and I used one of the pictures they posted (I couldn't help modifying it a little). But all in all, I think I captured the essence of it.
So that's why you guys get two captions for the day. Hope you enjoy it!