>Rugby pitchPossibly the most cringeingly american thing I've ever read. Great Caption otherwise.
Yeah - didn't like the line when I wrote it, but I figured, "What the hell?" and left it in. I wrote this one while I was neck-deep in trying to give another story an "Australian" flavor (admittedly, not my strong suit), and I can't deny that it colored my syntax a bit. Still, I'm glad it didn't ruin it for you.